Bosom Buddy

imageAlthough I didn’t inherit my mother’s voluptuous 34C breasts, I can certainly comprehend the plight of the well endowed. Whether due to long fabric gaps between shirt buttons or simply excessive cleavage, I’m sure its no fun to have your girls bust out inadvertently and be gawked at like a floozie. With low-cut dresses and wrap tops trendier than ever before, fashion faux pas of the flesh-bearing kind are popping-up everywhere. But thanks to the Bosom Button, a glitzy pea-sized pin designed to minimize cleavage on your favorite tops, there’s no longer an excuse for wardrobe malfunctions. Yes, Tara Reid, I’m talking to you.

Perfect for chesty women who favor plunging necklines (have you watched the Food Network hostesses lately?), the Bosom Button can magically transform the trampy to tasteful. So long as you stash a spare in your purse, the Bosom Button will save you from a host of humiliating fashion mishaps, like when your favorite shirt suddenly pops a button on the way to work. Simply pierce the bejeweled bauble through any shirt neckline and bra strap, fasten the clasp and you can proudly strut your stuff without fear of being overexposed. A far more stylish and fun alternative to a tarnished safety pin, the Bosom Button incorporates top quality materials including Swarovski crystals, pearls and colored gemstones. Choose from ten eye-popping hues, ranging from silver, topaz, aqua, amethyst and fuchsia.

Since I’ll continue to be cursed with cherry pits (that is unless I get pregnant), I found a crafty alternative use for the Bosom Button… accessorizing my shawls, shrugs and capelets.

Exclusive Deal Just For YOU! is giving Fashion Junkie subscribers 20% off any Bosom Button of your choice from Monday, October 22 through Thursday, November 15th. Simply enter the promo code “FJFIX” upon checkout to redeem your discount. Happy shopping!

  • Bosom Button
  • $12 each or $25 for a pack of 3
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